Sunday, January 10, 2021


This blog was written for #FantasySmutFriday – Week #76 – Something Worth Celebrating

 Rock the Boat by Gracie C. McKeever

“Screw Valentine’s Day. Let’s drink!” Mona ordered another tequila sunrise.

Erica leaned close and whispered, “You need to slow down, Mone. You know tequila’s your kryptonite.”

“It’s a special evening. And I want to miss every minute of it.”

Erica chuckled. “You will at the rate you’re going.” She knew her warning fell on deaf ears and while Mona drowned her single-status sorrows, Erica scanned the rowdy, like-minded crowd of women exulting in Cupid’s holiday. Or was it lamenting?

Loud choruses of “Down with love”, “Love is dead” and “Kiss my ass romance” abounded, mirroring the sentiments of the large colorful banner hanging from the rafters of the bar that proudly proclaimed: “Love Overboard: Anti-Valentine’s Day Party Cruise”.

Mona clinked her alcohol-laden drink against Erica’s seltzer water and lemon. It wasn’t like either of them was driving later, but she wanted to keep a clear head to enjoy every moment of her planned rendezvous.

“I know you’ve got better things to do with that hot-ass husband of yours at home so thanks for being one of my wingwomen.”

Hot-ass and eagerly waiting, Erica thought intending to get her swerve on as soon as the other girls in their group got back from the bathroom to spell her.

When Shasha and Brianna arrived at the bar, Erica excused herself and made her escape through the single-and-ready-to-mingle crowd on the dance floor.

The line for the below deck Men’s Room was expectedly non-existent. Erica went inside like she knew exactly where she was going. Let someone try and stop her horny-ass. She’d kept company and waited long enough with her drunken friends.

“Damn, I can already taste your sweet pussy.”

Erica crossed the immaculate marble floor to the only stall and opened the door to see her man leaning against one wall, licking his lips LL Kool J style, all cocky and shit.

“Glad you’re safe and haven’t been mauled by any of the party-goers.” Erica smiled. “But now you can wipe that smirk off your face and stand at attention for your woman.”

Lance immediately complied, but didn’t lose the smirk

Erica was going to put those full luscious lips to better use.

She closed and locked the door behind her. “You want this sweet pussy, you have to earn it.” She stepped to him, first stroking then squeezing his hardening cock. She was not going to let him come until they got home, of course. Maybe not even then if he didn’t please her. But he would. She had trained him well.

Lance moaned and ground himself against her palm as she loosened her grip. Little pain slut.

“Me, first.”

“Always,” he rasped, nuzzling her cheek before circling the shell of her ear with the tip of his talented tongue.

She closed her eyes and groaned, clit swelling, instantly wet. Her man knew her erogenous zones like the back of his hand. Or was she just that horny? He’d better hurry or her juices would start dribbling down the insides of her thighs though.

He slowly kissed and licked his way down her décolletage, teasing the valley between her breasts with his nose as he cupped her bosom with his large hands. She’d always thought herself too ample for the average man, but then Lance wasn’t average and he proved every day that she was just ample enough for him.

“I love your scent.”

“It’s your Valentine’s Day gift to me.”

“I have good taste.”

“Yes you do. Now stop wasting time and lick my pussy like a good soldier.”

“I would salute you, but my hands are full.”

“Permission granted to pleasure me.”

Lance slid his hands down her body to cup and squeeze her ass cheeks before lifting her up into his arms.

Erica gasped, wrapped her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck. She bent her head to kiss him, nipples becoming hard nubs as she thrust her tongue to meet his in a frantic lingual duel.

He stopped only long enough to smile against her mouth. “Next stop, downtown.” 

Except in this instance, downtown was uptown as Lance put his impressive upper-body strength to use and lifted her further to hook her legs over his shoulders, conveniently lining her pussy up with his mouth.

Lance licked his lips and she shuddered when he looked up at her with his infamous leer. He ducked his head beneath her dress, breathing softly against her bare pussy. “You came prepared.”


Lance’s nose proved a useful tool, teasing her clit as he inhaled deep. He purposefully stroked her pussy lips with his tongue, taking his time, sucking and licking her before finally pushing passed her slit right to the heart of her.

Erica clung to him, fisting his wavy hair as she squeezed her thighs tight around his ears.

Her rough treatment didn’t deter Lance who only tunneled deeper, using his tongue like heavy construction equipment that soon moved the earth beneath her.

Suddenly, cold heat spread out from the base of her spine, climax exploding through her until Lance was sucking her throbbing pussy dry while she cried out and panted above him.

Moments later, she released her death grip so that Lance could lower her back to the floor.

Rather than part, she slid her arms around his waist, rested her ear against his chest and listened to his speeding heartbeat synched to hers.

Yeah, homegirl was a traitor to her single, Anti-Valentine’s Day sisters.

* * * *

“Where’d you disappear to girl?” Mona asked as Erica joined them all, descending the gangplank with the other revelers.

“Probably checking in with that fine-ass husband of hers,” Brianna said.

“I know right,” Sasha put in.

“Can’t get anything passed you girls.” Erica watched Lance disembark from the adjacent gang plank, baseball hat pulled low over his brow. He paused for the second it took him to meet her gaze and lick the fingers that had recently been inside her, then he continued down the gangplank and out to the garage. “Actually, I called him to come give us all a ride home.”

“Isn’t he the sweetest?” Mona crooned.

“He is,” Erica agreed, intending to reward him accordingly when they arrived home.

Maybe they would get a head start on Steak and Blowjob Day.



1 comment:

Marquete Williams said...

Erica enjoys keeping secrets, and finds it no problem to rock the boat in a place she's not supposed to be. She orders her man to satisfy her. A forbidden and quick sexy read.